If you watched 30 Rock last night, you'll have noticed that Tina Fey exclaimed "Whuck?" on finding out her ex-boyfriend was on the Today Show announcing his engagement to an aerobics instructor. According to Fey in this month's Esquire (which I continue to receive monthly though I have never once paid for a subscription), she's hoping "whuck" will be adopted into the vernacular as verbal shorthand for "what the fuck."
Spread the word. Literally. (I still intend to use the inimitable WTF in writing.)